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Look at that speed said one hawk from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"

A couple of pigeons made a date from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk."

How many ducks would there be if from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why did the chicken cross the road from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

Chicken to turkey Only Thanksgiving and ChristmasYoure from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."

What kind of doctor does a duck from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.

Did you hear about the chicken that from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

Why do seagulls fly over the sea from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

What do you call a vulture with from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.

Teacher Whats a robin Fred A bird from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.

Why did a mans pet vulture not from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Two owls were playing pool One said from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

What did the scornful owl say Twit from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.

What do Scottish owls sing Owld Lang from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.

What did the baby owls parents say from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

What do confused owls say Toowhittowhy Bird from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

What does an educated owl sayWhom Bird from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What does an educated owl say? Whom.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.

How do you make a tame duck from Flashcomment Bird jokes Jokes
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.



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